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I am a Mormon...married to Lisa. We have 5 awesome children. I am a gun rights advocate and believe the 'right to keep and bear arms' refers to an INDIVIDUAL right, as affirmed by the U.S. Supreme Court. I like to hunt big game, although I have only ever killed a single buck deer. I am an actor of sorts and have been in many local plays and musicals.
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  • 05 February 2010

    Utahnics

    Jeetchyet? Skweet! Skillit! Javnee...and one of my favorites, Toosdee.

    Do you speak it? Do you know what these words mean? If you're from Utah, you should be fluent. Let me use them in a sentence for you:

    1. I'm starvin...jeetchyet? Skweet over 't the Del Taco.
    2. Joo see that squirrel?!? Skillit with yer .22!
    3. I got bad breath...javnee gum?
    4. Is today Wensdee? Nope, Toosdee.

    We have a gas station here in the Mountain West called "Maverik." Yes, that is the correct spelling. In fact, I work a block away from the busiest, highest-grossing Maverik in the nation. That's saying something considering they have 200 stores with over a billion $$$ in sales.

    Anyhoo, I bring up Maverik because they have TV and radio commercials with a spokesman who is obviously a Utah native and speaks with a HEAVY Utah accent.

    I don't like it. It sort of gives me the heeby-jeebies to hear that accent. Almost worse than listening to an Australian accent. Almost. I feel like I have NO accent, as manifest by this test:

    What American accent do you have?
    Your Result: The West

    Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.

    The Midland

    Boston

    North Central

    The Inland North

    Philadelphia

    The South

    The Northeast

    What American accent do you have?
    Quiz Created on GoToQuiz


    What accent do you have?
    Posted by Mateo at 09:01

    5 comments:

    Dione said...

    It says I have a Midland accent. Weird, cause I've lived 7 different states, including the South, but none of the Midland states.

    05 February, 2010 13:19
    Natalie said...

    Oh, there's a definite Utah accent, and lots of words used only in Utah. Now that I've lived away from Utah for 15 years, I notice the accent even more. I was mocked openly years ago in the MTC by non-Utahns for using the word 'sluff', as in 'sluff school'. Everyone thought that was hysterical. And don't even get me started on the word 'melvin'...

    05 February, 2010 19:43
    Connie and Jimbob said...

    I guess I have a midland accent. I have only lived in Utahrrrr.

    08 February, 2010 21:08
    Brent said...

    Totally reminds me of the old KJQ feature, "The Utah Word of the Day." My personal favorite was "chesterjoors"--you know, you put yer socks in the chesterjoors in yer bedroom.

    Back in grad school days I worked as a telephone interviewer, calling people all across the country, and they loved my accent specifically because it was regionally-neutral. Until I said the word "creek"...

    Shocking that my scores are almost identical to yours, given that we grew up about five miles from each other and all.

    09 February, 2010 00:31
    LeeAnneee said...

    LOL at this! A Cafornian once told me of another Utwah word: YIDDIOT; "What were ya thinkin--y'idiot!" Thanks fer the guffaw, nephew.

    10 February, 2010 20:02

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