It will lull you in with a delightful looking package which claims, "I am a high-class cracker with a creamy cheese-flavored filling. If you eat me, your life will be better and all your wildest dreams will come true."
Once ingested it will NOT make you rich and will NOT make your dreams come true. In the words of Major Payne it will "clean out your colon quicker than one o' them burritos with extra guaca-molly sauce."
Curse you, Kraft Foods! Curse you!!!
4 comments:
Is it cheaper than the cleansing diet? ha ha Thanks for the warning!
well . . . how many did you eat?
Just one devlishly stylish package. [gurgle]
I didn't hear about this and I think several of my family members have had some! Too funny!
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