Random Crap

A friend does this on her blog sometimes and it made me start thinking of really random stuff in my life.

1. When our children were smaller I bathed them and got them ready for bed every night. It was my daddy job.
2. I 'tuck' my children into bed most nights and we talk and I tell them I love them before shutting their doors and turning off the light.
3. Unless I am frustrated with them that night, then it's a muffled "mrfltew...grrr" when I leave their room.
4. All of them still use the phrase 'tuck me in'.
5. I carry a .45 caliber handgun with me everywhere I go, every day.
6. Nobody ever sees it and 99% of the population will never know about it.
7. I can bake a mean potato roll, but I am my worst judge.
8. My current sleep pattern is atrocious...midnight to 6 AM-ish.
9. I have ammunition in my house for guns I do not own.
10. That is really strange.
11. I fear for my job in this strange economy but understand my company is more stable than most.
12. Because everybody has to buy groceries....even poor people.
13. I can't stand Kurt Bestor.
14. I can't listen to most modern LDS music...too cheesy.
15. I enjoy classical music....soothes my savage beast.
16. It generally only takes me about 30 minutes to hang the Christmas lights on our house.
17. I am trying to stop cursing when I drive. I catch myself saying something mean about another driver and say out loud, "I'm sorry. I'm sure you're not really a jerk. I am sure you're a nice person, maybe even a bishop or a relief society president."
18. My priest quorum advisor and I took 1 priest to see a play for our activity on Wednesday night. We saw Babes In Toyland - A New Musical at the Empress Theatre (Canadian spelling) in Magna.
19. It was DANG cold that night because the heater in my van sucketh.
20. We didn't get that priest home until after 10 PM.
21. I LOVE A&W French fries....more than McDonald's even.
22. I am in a generally frustrated mood today.
23. I am working from home and will miss our company Christmas lunch.
24. That's not necessarily a bad thing, usually.
25. When I work from home, sometimes I don't shower until 2 PM.
26. Our dryer hose is clogged up, so currently we open the laundry room door and chuck the exhaust hose onto the porch....even in frigid weather.
27. Like right now.
28. My kids like to help me roll up the little crescents when I bake.
29. I like sweets...as long as it's mixed with a little saltiness.
30. I am trying to do a liquid fast today...stomach feels gross.
31. My children give thanks for my job in their prayers.
32. I give thanks for my job every single day.
33. Lisa will only get 1 Christmas present she doesn't know about this year.
34. Marshall's sleeping habits are mimicking his father's.
35. I really love my uncle Jimmy and aunt Connie. I think they're 2 of the most wonderful people on this planet.
36. Mallory is singing a song about winter right now that she learned in kinny-garten.
37. My neighbor's little dog nipped at my heels as I took out the garbage last night.
38. My neighbor's little dog nearly attacked me one morning ON MY OWN PORCH as I went out to get the paper. Seriously, that dog...
39. I hope it snows BUCKET loads today.
40. If it does, I won't have to drive downtown tonight.