Things I am sure we will hear about:
- Due to the recessive economy the United Order will be instituted.
- New temple in Iraq.
- The 3 Nephites will be introduced at the pulpit, and one of them will be Sean Hannity.
- Elder Scott will peer into the depths of your soul.
- Stories about a hitchhiker telling people to get their food storage in order.
- The U of U will be purchased by the Church and called BYU-Salt Lake. Half the students and 3/4ths of the faculty will be sent packing.
I looooooove CON-FURNCE!
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On mortgages: Yeh, that's the issue though. It's all about helping each other and all getting ahead, reagardless of the difference in life circumstances.
I love confernts too! Most of your list is actually quite correct in my book, with the addition of possibly Glen Beck as wunna the three Nephites. He is going to have to clean up the language tho.
And I think Oprah is the third - if not Dave Ramsey!
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